Seattle P.I. Won’t Print Pictures of FBI Suspect; Holds Haiku Contest Instead

by Stephan Tawney on Wed, Aug 22, 2007

H/t Michelle Malkin. Remember the two men the FBI is seeking, after they’ve been spotted acting suspiciously on ferries across Washington state? Well, as has been pointed out, a threat analysis a few years ago found that jihadists have been casing Washington ferries for a while.

So, when the Seattle P.I. got news of this, they jumped to their civic duty, and printed the pictures of the men wanted by the FBI…Nah. I’m just kidding. They’re hosting a Haiku poetry contest, instead. Some actual submissions:

Don’t be proactive
More readers if ferry sinks
Post pictures after

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Who are these ‘masked’ men?
Michelle Malkin has pictures.
Get your news from her.

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It’s ridiculous
protect possible bad guys
than Americans

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Possible danger?
Political correctness!
Paper fails duty.

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Seattle P I
Is a joke to sane people
God help Seattle

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How irrelevant
The Post Intelligencer
Goodbye dinosaur

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a magical place,
where 9/11 never
happened. Seattle.

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PI wants Haiku
To justify its dumbness
Task Impossible

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Willful blindness
your heads
stuck on stupid

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Why post the pictures?
You could protect our lives, but…
CAIR might sue your ass.

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I care not people die
Massacres make better story
I win Pulitzer

Oh, and BTW, here ‘ya go. The Seattle P.I. won’t run the picture, but I will.

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