Your quotes of the day:

1:

“Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers … to deal with the monkey menace?” pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya’s national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. “These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women.”

- Fox News: Kenyan Monkeys Make Lewd Gestures at Women

2:

“I can promise you that as president I will have him involved in our administration in a very senior capacity in his role,” Obama responded that, “having won the Nobel peach (sic) prize and an Oscar that being Vice President again would be probably a step down for him.”

-ABC News: Obama Asked About Obama-Gore ’08 Ticket