Forget the video showing a man actually firing a handgun. Forget the fact that the “shooting” death has been the party’s theory since day 1. Forget that. The PPP now claims Bhutto was killed with a technologically-advanced, high-power laser of some kind. Why? As Ace says, it can then be pinned on the CIA or those ever-evil “blaster-happy Jews from Outer Space”.

Former prime minister and PPP Chairperson Benazir Bhutto was targeted with the latest laser beam technology, being used by the American forces in Iraq, PPP sources told TheNation Tuesday.

Baitullah Mahsud and Taliban don’t have such technology. After bomb blasts in Karachi on Oct 18, Mahsud sent two messages to Benazir in which he said that they have neither any hostility against her, nor would make any attempt to kill her.

“When Benazir was admitted to Rawalpindi General Hospital, Dr M Musaddiq Khan told a PPP leader that he saw such a case for the first time in his life. These wounds were not of bullets, Dr said and added that she had expired before shifting to the hospital and a part of her brain and blood had spilled over from her head,” the sources unveiled.

Bob debunks. Unfortunately, I don’t see this conspiracy theory going away anytime soon.