Seriously. Allah is shocked that a man who is so strong on the border fence would back a man who accused Bush amnesty opponents of being nativists. Here’s Hunter’s reasoning:

“I got to know Governor Huckabee well on the campaign trail,” Huckabee said in a statement. “Of the remaining candidates I feel that he is strongly committed to strengthening national defense, constructing the border fence and meeting the challenge of China’s emergence as a military superpower that is taking large portions of America’s industrial base.

“Along with these issues of national security, border enforcement and protecting the U.S. industrial base, I see another quality of Mike Huckabee’s candidacy that compels my endorsement,” he added. “Mike Huckabee is a man of outstanding character and integrity. I saw that character over the last year of campaigning and was greatly impressed. The other Republican candidates have many strengths and I wish them all well.”

Huckabee admitted he had little knowledge on U.S.-Cuban relations - a subject most high schoolers should at least have an idea of. Allah:

The man who wants his foreign policy driven by the golden rule is the man to tame the Chinese dragon?

Am I hallucinating?

No. We’re just seeing the truth behind some of our candidates’ masks.