Yes, seriously. It’s actually called the Giving Inmate Terrorists More Opportunities (GITMO) Act of 2008, and provides for the transportation of the detainees to the grounds of the SCOTUS.

To provide for the transport of the enemy combatants detained in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to Washington, DC, where the United States Supreme Court will be able to more effectively micromanage the detainees by holding them on the Supreme Court grounds, and for other purposes.

It goes so far as to specify that while detainees won’t stay in the main building, they’ll be using its restrooms while they’re there. The sponsor is Rep. Louis Gohmert (R-TX), henceforth referred to as “Captain Awesome”.

Via Hot Air Headlines.