As you can see, Mr. Unity’s campaign continues to stay classy and unite the country. Remember, there “is not a liberal America and a conservative America — there is the United States of America.” And sometimes that entails calling your opponent what translates to “head of a penis” in Yiddish.

“If Senator McCain continues to be the schmuck he’s being, we’re going to play there, you know, and go tell some truth.”

Team Obama telling the truth? That’d be a nice, er, change, wouldn’t it?