Narcissus to Speak at Barackopolis Tonight

by Stephan Tawney

10:15pm ET from Invesco Field to be exact. Narcissus will officially accept the nomination following hours worth of speeches from Howard Dean, Bill Richardson, Tim Kaine, Al Gore, John Lewis, Dick Durbin, and others. Stevie Wonder (surprise, surprise) will also give a special performance in honor of the rock star (Obama, that is) at 8:35pm.