Black Friday Claims A Life

by Stephan Tawney on November 28, 2008

Or, to be more specific, a bunch of psychopathic shoppers who quite literally took the doors off the hinges to buy cheap crap claim a life. Ah, the true meaning of Christmas.

A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said.

The unidentified worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.

Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.

“He was bum-rushed by 200 people,” said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. “They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too…I literally had to fight people off my back.”

…Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk’s life.

“They were working on him, but you could see he was dead, said Halcyon Alexander, 29. “People were still coming through.”

Only a few stopped.

“They’re savages,” said shopper Kimberly Cribbs, 27. “It’s sad. It’s terrible.”

I hope those cheap TVs were worth this gentleman’s life. Anyone remember Jesus at all? Because the point of Christmas, last time I checked, is to celebrate his birth. It seems too few people remember that nowadays.



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