At least the press conferences have become interesting to watch. The narcissist in question, of course, is the newly-impeached Rod Blagojevich. Apparently he felt that the latest move called for him to bring in the human shields, ramble on about breast examinations, and quote a poem by Tennyson. As Shep Smith asked, “Is he living in an alternate universe?”

Exit question: Blago’s just messing with the media and Dems now, isn’t he? I mean, how many people follow up an arrest and impeachment with discussions about mammograms?

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