Archive | January, 2009
Heartache: Images of Obama Burned in Iran
Wait a minute. I thought that the mere prospect of the upcoming Hope’nChange policies was supposed to end crap like this. Weren’t the protests all about Chimpy McBushitler’s neocon fascist foreign policy? And yet these same people are burning images of a liberal Democrat who’s promising to talk with their country (Iran). Huh. It’s almost [...]
Game Over: Senate Certifies Burris
12. January 2009
Say hello to Senator Roland Burris (D-Ill). Rod Blagojevich’s appointment to fill Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat was certified by the U.S. Senate today. Dingy Harry & Co. have backed down from the huffing and puffing and have come to reality. “Barring objections from Senate Republicans, we expect Senator-designee Burris to be sworn in and [...]
Portman to Run to Succeed Voinovich in Ohio
12. January 2009
Former Republican representative Rob Portman will run to succeed Sen. George Voinovich (R) in Ohio, Republican sources tell Politico. Voinovich officially announced earlier today that won’t seek another term in the U.S. Senate. Portman’s official announcement is expected to take place on Wednesday. Portman would give Senate Republicans an accomplished candidate who is likely to [...]
Good News: Orrin Hatch to Support Holder Appointment
12. January 2009
Orrin Hatch: Another useless idiot, last seen insisting via ballad that we “honor” Ted Kennedy. Why does he support the appointment of a guy who forcefully removed Elian Gonzalez and helped to get FALN terrorists pardoned? Supposedly because he “likes” Obama. *Barf* The former Republican chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee will support Eric Holder’s [...]
Obama Inaugural Lunch Based on Lincoln’s Favorite Foods
12. January 2009
No surprise there. Barack Obama, much like Rod Blagojevich and Roland Burris, is a narcissist. A politician from the state Lincoln’s often connected with (though, contrary to popular belief, wasn’t born in), Obama talks about his election being remembered as the moment the seas stopped rising and the earth would begin to heal. The Bible [...]
The Latest in Obama Worship: Topps Playing Cards
12. January 2009
No fewer than 90 cards highlight key moments of his life, feature over 200 photos, list trivia, and provide “Obama’s only-in-America life story”. For the pathetic fanboy in your life who’s found his life empty following the election. “The presidential election of Barack Obama is a milestone event destined to be written about and discussed [...]
Does Joe the Plumber Understand the Job of a Reporter?
12. January 2009
Samuel Wurzelbacher, a man better known to the world as “Joe the Plumber”, has arrived in Israel to serve as a war correspondent for PJTV — the video news outfit of Pajamas Media. It didn’t take him long after arrival to begin telling the media what it’s doing wrong. Samuel Wurzelbacher of Ohio, aka Joe [...]
Obama Climate Change Czar Has Socialist Ties
12. January 2009
Carol M. Browner, President-elect Barack Obama’s choice as climate change czar, was listed as a member of a socialist group’s 14-member “Commission for a Sustainable World Society” panel until last week, the Washington Times reports this morning. The group not only calls for “global governance” but scaling-back economies in order to address global warming. By [...]
Chrysler, to No One’s Surprise, Wants Another $3 Billion…Now
12. January 2009
Or I should say, to no one who’s been paying attention to the massive screwing-over the American people have been getting’s surprise. Just as opponents to the bailout had promised would happen, Chrysler is back for another $3 billion in aid from the American taxpayers. Chrysler LLC is seeking $3 billion in additional government aid [...]
Surprise: Burris Did Oppo Research for Blago
12. January 2009
It would seem that the incoming Junior Senator from Illinois has a few more connections to the impeached governor than anyone had thought before. In fact, Roland Burris did opposition research for Blagojevich during the Illinois governor’s re-election campaign in 2006, reports the Chicago Tribune. Just days after Gov. Rod Blagojevich accepted his party’s nod [...]
13. January 2009
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