Having panicked the public and released confidential information regarding secret bunkers, Vice President Joe Biden has been deported to Herzegovina. Sources say he was loaded onto the plane with duct tape covering his pie hole.

With Herzegovina on everyone’s mind these days, Vice President Joe Biden has been dispatched by the Obama White House to settle things down over there and ensure they understand what the new American administration wants and expects.

They sent Biden to settle things down? His mouth will run and we’ll be at war with the country by Friday. Either that or he’ll have given them the codes to our nuclear arsenal. Sending Biden to fix a situation is like sending Elton John to make a musical a bit more conservative.

And the interpreters can clean up any Biden verbal gaffes or swearing before they get translated to the foreign leaders, some of whom Biden knows from his Foreign Relations Committee days and the many, many years he served in the Senate while Barack Obama was growing up.

I feel for those translators. Really, I do.