Archive | August, 2009

WH Press Secretary Gilda Radner: My Remarks on the Iranian Election? Nevermind

5. August 2009

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It’s quite remarkable, really. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has gone from the legitimate, elected leader of the Islamic Republic to chopped liver in a 24-hour period. Turns out jellyfish have more of a backbone than the incumbent administration. “Let me correct a little bit of what I said yesterday. I denoted that Mr. Ahmadinejad was the elected [...]

Boxer: The Protesters Must Be Fake Because They’re Well Dressed

5. August 2009

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The liberal elitist ideology is on display once more. These protesters can’t possibly be average Americans, because they’re not wearing wife-beater shirts with their underwear hanging out, carrying a Budweiser like the uneducated rubes they are. See, this is why Americans need Uncle Sam making their decisions for them. Because they don’t know what’s best [...]

AP: Russian Subs Are Patrolling Off East Coast

4. August 2009

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Why, it’s almost like Moscow doesn’t fear President HopenChange. I feel as if we’re reliving the Carter Administration, this time in high definition. WASHINGTON (AP) – Defense officials say two nuclear-powered Russian attack submarines have been patrolling in international waters off the East Coast for several days. The officials tell The Associated Press that while [...]

Following Visit from Billy Jeff, North Korea Releases Journalists

4. August 2009

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A few things here. First of all, DPRK state media is reporting that Clinton came with a special “message” from Barack Obama, specifically an apology on behalf of the United States. The White House is denying that any apology was offered, but would it really surprise you if the state-run media is right? Obama has [...]

Wow: Gibbs Says Ahmadinejad Is The Elected Iranian Leader

4. August 2009

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An absolute disgrace of an administration. So dedicated is Barack Obama to sitting down unconditionally for tea with the Mullahs, that he’ll ignore all of the fraud and violence that took place during the Iranian election. He’ll walk over the dead bodies, turn a blind-eye to the literally impossibly results,  in order to have an [...]

How Can You Tell When the White House Is Desperate?

4. August 2009

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When they take the time to create, post, and spread video responses to videos posted on YouTube and linked by Matt Drudge. The Obama Administration is actually taking time out of its day, time it should be spending on running the nation, to respond to videos posted by user “Naked Emperor News” on a video-sharing [...]

Obama in 2003: I’d Like to See Single-Pay Healthcare

4. August 2009

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But remember: No one’s talking about a government take-over of the healthcare industry. You know, besides the current president of the United States over a period of several years. He just happened to mention that his dream, should he ever obtain a position to see it through, would be a government take-over of the healthcare [...]

Hey, How’s Throwing Money at DC Public Schools Working Out?

3. August 2009

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Despite being ranked as one of the worst public school systems in the United States, taxpayers are spending an enormous sum of money to “educate” students in our nation’s capital. Educating a public school student in the Washington, D.C., region costs taxpayers about 45 percent more than it did in 2002, according to district budget [...]

Recovery: GM To Lay Off Thousands of More Workers

3. August 2009

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Sorry to interrupt the left’s chorus of “Happy Days are Here Again”, but the economy’s still in the crapper and Americans are still joining the unemployment line at a disastrous rate. General Motors, recently bailed out by the federal government, will be the latest company to lay off thousands of more workers in this economy [...]

R.O.P.E.: Do We Hang Ourselves?

3. August 2009

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The strangle-holds the R.O.P.E. bunch (Reid-Obama-Pelosi-Enablers) has lassoed OUR great nation with are becoming increasingly strong and numerous. These dedicated philosophical socialists, and the enablers who contribute to furthering the collectivist mind-set, have felt emboldened enough to disregard the intents and purposes of OUR Founders. They have bestowed upon themselves the right to confiscate OUR rights, OUR freedoms.