And they wonder why the 3 AM time slot on Fox News (literally) beats the 8 PM slot on CNN.

Are you as excited as I am about watching a major news channel host a bunch of kids who rap about how wonderful ObamaCare is in an adaptation of a Miley Cyrus song? I know you are.

Exit question: When does CNN just make it official and broadcast from the communications office at the White House, perhaps with new anchors David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs?