Archive | November, 2009
Breaking: Tiger Woods Hospitalized in Critical Condition
World renowned golfer Tiger Woods has been hospitalized in critical condition after a serious car accident this morning, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Orlando Sentinel: Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor’s [...]
Classy: Shaq Pays for Little Girl’s Funeral
27. November 2009
Five-year-old Shaniya Davis was kidnapped and killed a few weeks ago, her body found alongside the road by police. As if that weren’t horrific enough, her mother has now been charged with human trafficking and child prostitution. A man by the name of Mario McNeill has been charged with the girl’s murder. Apparently moved by [...]
IAEA Sends Strongly-Worded Letter to Iran
27. November 2009
The IAEA is angry that Iran has refused to stop building nuclear weapons, so it’s really going to stick it to the Mullahs. Teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. But this is the United Nations, so that lesson will come in the form of a strongly-worded letter. And to think some people don’t take [...]
Surprise: Gallup Finds Majority Opposing Civilian Trial for KSM
27. November 2009
Yet another poll demonstrating that an overwhelming majority of Americans don’t believe war criminals responsible for killing 3,000 innocent people should be tried in civilian court. In fact, the poll found barely a majority of Democrats defending the Obama Administration’s disastrous decision. By 59% to 36%, more Americans believe accused Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh [...]
Dem Senator: Agree With Obama’s KSM Decision or Leave The Country
25. November 2009
Funny story: The overwhelming majority of Americans, including a majority of both major political parties and independents, disagree with the Obama Administration’s decision to try the 9/11 mastermind in a civilian trial in New York. So apparently Senator Kent Conrad (D-ND) thinks the overwhelming majority of Americans, including a majority of his party, should just [...]
But Of Course: ABC To Host Obama-Oprah Christmas Special
25. November 2009
Because really, what would a holiday honoring the birth of Jesus Christ be without Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey being injected into our homes? Thanks, ABC. I much prefer watching the The One apologize for the United States again for putting its interests first rather than, say, A Christmas Carol or White Christmas. The queen [...]
Hypocrites: Google Immediately Revokes, Apologizes for Offensive First Lady Picture
25. November 2009
The search company dared to offend the state, apparently. Off with their heads. For most of the past week, when someone typed “Michelle Obama” in the popular search engine Google, one of the first images that came up was a picture of the American first lady altered to resemble a monkey. On Wednesday morning, the [...]
Senate Health Care Bill Raises Taxes on Working Class
25. November 2009
As you probably know by now, the health care overhaul legislation being pushed through the United States Senate contains a cosmetic tax — one that raises taxes on cosmetic surgery. Liberals apparently figure that raising taxes on such procedures is okey dokey because the rich — already taxed up the wazoo and yet expected to [...]
What Reuters Forgot to Mention
25. November 2009
Reuters has a story today about how more voters in New Jersey now oppose gay marriage than support redefining the age-old institution. Quoth: NEW YORK (Reuters) – New Jersey voters are split on whether to legalize gay marriage, but more people now oppose it than support it, a poll found on Wednesday. The Quinnipiac University [...]
OC Courthouse Removes Xmas Tree Dedicated to Helping Poor Children
25. November 2009
Stay tuned next week, when the Orange County Superior courthouse decides to play football with puppies and holds a feast of kitten meat. The removal of a Christmas tree from the Orange County Superior courthouse Monday has prompted a petition among court employees to have the tree — connected to a gift drive for poor [...]
27. November 2009
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