Apparently the male body can’t carry out female functions simply because its owner will it to be. Go figure.

The Swedish dad who’s spent the last few months attempting to squeeze milk from his breasts has thrown in the towel, with nothing more than “sore breasts” to show for his efforts.

Student Ragnar Bengtsson, 26, said that male lactation “could prove very important for men’s ability to get much closer to their children at an early stage”…

His efforts, which involved “stimulating his breasts with a pump” at three-hour intervals, were followed by a television crew…

Thanks to, who else, Ace of Spades.