I’m not even a big Apple fan and I cringed. Why, Tom Dickinson, why? Marbles, golf balls, video cameras? All fine and enjoyable. But destroying a perfectly good iPad when millions of geeks are busy resisting the urge to buy one for a starting price of $500? You bastard.

The worst part? The iPad doesn’t even fit in the blender in one piece, so you’re forced to suffer through eighteen seconds of smashing and breaking before the grinding even begins. That’s just cruel and unusual.