This is an excruciatingly slow news week. So here’s a list of interesting links for your evening entertainment. If you’ve got one to add just send it my way.

• Mexico warns of travel to Arizona. Because, you know, Mexico should be lecturing about traveler safety.
• Baby goats (or kids) born at Disneyland. And yes, they’re named after Disney characters.
• U.S. Senators are going after Facebook. Don’t worry, Congress is on the case. Feel better?
• Lawmakers brawl in Ukraine parliament. Make our Congress do the same and put it on pay-per-view.
• Anti-Tea Party activist back teaching children at public school. To no one’s surprise.
• Explorers may have found Noah’s Ark in Turkey. Seriously.
• Obama adviser Larry Summers: A fan of big banks. Top White House economist, folks.
• Republicans (and Nelson) again defeat crappy, corrupt financial reform legislation.
• Axis of Awesome’s Four Chord Song. If you’re the last person in the world to see it.

Like I said, please send me something if you feel so inclined.