Ivy League leftist? Check.

Longtime Democratic supporter? Check.

Clinton Administration hold-over? Check.

Financial support for pro-abortion groups? Check.

Opponent of the Second Amendment? Check.

Believes the government can and should limit free speech at its whim? Check.

History of supporting socialism? Check.

Hints of support for nationwide legalization of gay marriage? Check.

A history of embarrassing and off-topic arguments before the Supreme Court? Check.

She’s perfect for a liberal president!