He's THAT awesome. Ask him. He'll tell you.

Via Allahpundit, first class comedy gold. Rick Sanchez probably possessed modesty at some point but he ran it over while driving drunk after a football game.

“Everybody admires it. Other men, and especially men who seem to be powerful men, I notice–I’m talking like a dime or nickel psychologist here, if you’ll permit me–will always come up to me and that’s always the thing they say. They admire in me the fact that I’ve been in some battles and I’ve won them.

It’s like I think when William Kennedy Smith gets out of this–if he gets out of this–he will be more respected, more successful. You find out the true measure of a man when he is down in the dumps, and he’s able to rise again.”

It’s not just men who admire Rick Sanchez’s awesomeness, you fools. It’s powerful men. Like who? Well, Rick Sanchez doesn’t say. But do you know why Rick Sanchez doesn’t say? Because Rick Sanchez is that awesome. Or so he’s been told. By men. Powerful men.