Apparently no one actually bothered checking the cover for accuracy before publication. Here’s the scan. This is the text on the cover:

The Making of a

Terrorist Coddling

Warmongering

Wall Street Loving

Socialistic

Godless

Muslim

President*

*Who isn’t actually any of those things

So…he’s not actually president? Good to know, because most of the legislation he’s signed while apparently pretending to be president is complete crap. I’m happy to be told that he actually possesses no constitutional authority to sign the aforementioned legislation into law.