This must be the torture about which Amnesty International preaches. I mean, every inmate being limited to just one ice cream? Sure, almost fifty percent of the world lacks access to sanitation facilities and one in eight lack clean water, but we’re denying a second serving of ice cream to murderous terrorists. That’s inhumane, my friends.

Detainees’ diets at Guantanamo Bay have been a controversial issue for some time and now the U.S. prison is said to be rationing ice cream.

The frozen dessert is allegedly being tightly measured, with only one ice cream allowed for each of its 147 detainees.

My God, it’s just like Auschwitz! You know, if the Jews had been provided with thousands of calories of religiously-suitable food and snacks, necessary religious ceremony items, an extensive library of contemporary and classical literature, high-quality medical care, and access to attorneys. Other than that and the lack of murder, just like Auschwitz!