Oh, thank goodness. We were coming down to the wire and I wasn’t sure if we had Michelle Obama’s permission to eat pie. But rest assured, my fellow Americans, permission has been granted by Her Majesty.

Michelle Obama said it’s fine to eat what you want on Thanksgiving.

“Don’t worry about how much you eat. Just enjoy it,” she said. “This is the time. Have pie.”

The sheer audacity to think you need to give Americans permission to eat pie on Thanksgiving…is astounding.

Via Michelle Malkin.