Archive | November, 2010
Michelle Obama Gives Americans Permission to Eat Pie
Oh, thank goodness. We were coming down to the wire and I wasn’t sure if we had Michelle Obama’s permission to eat pie. But rest assured, my fellow Americans, permission has been granted by Her Majesty. Michelle Obama said it’s fine to eat what you want on Thanksgiving. “Don’t worry about how much you eat. [...]
TSA Advertises Job Openings on Pizza Boxes
25. November 2010
You didn’t think TSA employees are highly-trained security agents, did you? They’re effectively mall security on a power trip and with the permission to sexually assault you. A bunch of these people were flipping burgers in their last job. So let’s not be surprised that the agency isn’t quite laser-sighting its job listings. (NewsCore) – [...]
Report: Two Civilians Killed in North Korean Attack
24. November 2010
The death toll from yesterday’s artillery attack by North Korea has reportedly risen to four individuals — two South Korean marines and now two civilians. Meanwhile, national embarrassment Jimmy Carter is out with an op-ed in the Washington Post regarding yesterday’s attack. Spoiler alert: North Korea deserves respect and is actually the good guy, Bush [...]
Bruce Springsteen: How Dare People Call Socialism “Socialism”
24. November 2010
Another Hollywood libtard rallying to the defense of a politician he views as “moderate” only because said Hollywood libtard is even further left-wing. How “moderate” a politician is depends on the starting position of the viewer, and this viewer is far left. “There’s a widespread political consciousness that’s perhaps deeper in Europe than it is [...]
U.S. Announces Joint Military Exercises With South Korea
23. November 2010
The United States will hold joint military exercises with South Korea following North Korea’s unprovoked shelling of an island belonging to the South.
Boom, Baby: Maffei (D) Concedes NY-25 Race
23. November 2010
Another pickup for the GOP. Better yet, the woman replacing Maffei is Ann Marie Buerkle — an ObamaCare opponent, fiscal conservative, and Reagan admirer. Maffei, on the other hand, votes with Nancy Pelosi 96.3% of the time. Quite a trade-off, in other words. In fact, Maffei is going out defending his very, very big government [...]
North Korea Attacks South Korea, South Strikes Back
23. November 2010
North Korea used artillery to attack a South Korean island this morning, killing two South Korean marines and prompting return fire from the South. Now the world is tensely waiting to see if hostilities in the Korean War, which never officially ended, have resumed. Forces on the Korean peninsula have been placed on high alert, [...]
Smart Power: U.S. Was Negotiating With Fake Taliban Leader
23. November 2010
And the news gets better! I quote: “And we gave him a lot of money.” And we didn’t even recognize the “error” until an Afghan man who knew the real Taliban leader in question pointed out that the impostor looked nothing like the real leader. Smart power. KABUL, Afghanistan — For months, the secret talks [...]
Another Gain: Solomon Ortiz (D) Concedes Texas Race
22. November 2010
In which a fourteen-term congressman and former chairman of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus has to concede his loss to a local talk show host. It has been a remarkable year indeed, my friends. Rep. Solomon Ortiz conceded to his Republican challenger Monday night, according to a regional representative of the National Republican Congressional Committee who [...]
Ground Zero Mosque Wants Multi-Million Dollar Federal Grant
22. November 2010
The ballsiest move yet by the radical Muslims constructing the mosque. Not only are they asking Americans to fund the construction of an insult to the memory of the 9/11 victims, but they’re asking for the money to come from the fund established after 9/11 to rebuild lower Manhattan. The so-called Ground Zero mosque recently [...]
25. November 2010
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