Atlanta. It’s the city’s first white Christmas since 1882.

Hey, Al, we need to have a chat about this whole “global warming” thing. We have a few questions about it. Like, oh, where’s the warming?

Oh, wait, don’t tell me: The fact it’s snowing in the south is actually further proof that the Earth is getting warmer. It’s funny how no matter the actual weather trends, it’s all proof of global warming. Even if warm places are getting colder. Quite convenient how that works.

More: Priceless. “(O)verall warming of the atmosphere is actually creating cold-weather extremes…” Quick, move the goal posts!