My friends, it’s time for Tim Pawlenty to legally change his name to “Generic Republican”. If he did that, this election would so be over already. Because Generic Republican is totally kicking Barack Obama’s electoral ass.

PRINCETON, NJ — Registered voters by a significant margin now say they are more likely to vote for the “Republican Party’s candidate for president” than for President Barack Obama in the 2012 election, 47% to 39%.

This comes from Gallup, so I don’t wanna hear any lefties bitch about the results being some right-wing outfit’s smear. He’s your guy, own his crappiness.