So…yeah.

99%!

I nod yes, looking up at the building. I am asking Franzen about his latest proclamation, that he and the group intend to levitate the Georgia Pacific Building if the Koch brothers in New York do not withdraw their political money from Georgia Politics.

“We’ve been having a team of alchemists and faith healers and doctors of physics working together to develop a mathematical formula to levitate the building,” Franzen said.

For some reason I doubt the credentials of “doctors of physics” who work alongside alchemists and “faith healers” to levitate buildings. That seems to run contradictory to the whole physics thing. Defying gravity as part of some alliance with alchemists isn’t the sort of thing physicists tend to stake their reputation upon.

New and crazy theory: Some of these Occupy protesters just might be a few french fries short of a Happy Meal. Best part: This guy is the leader of Occupy Atlanta. So theoretically he’s the brains behind the operation. Which doesn’t bode well for the people following him.