Glenn Beck has decided to leave the field of politics and start a new career jumping sharks.

He says he would vote third-party and have Barack Obama in office another four years rather than have an imperfect conservative like Newt Gingrich win.

es, folks, he’d prefer ObamaCare to be implemented, more liberal judges appointed to the federal bench, more runs-around Congress, trillions in more debt, and longterm economic distress. Why? Because that darn Newt Gingrich isn’t as perfectly conservative as he’d like.

Oh by the way, he absolutely hates Ron Paul’s insolationist, anti-Israeli policies. But he’d totally vote for Paul on a third-party ticket and hand reelection to the radical leftist Barack Obama. But it’s Gingrich whose conservative credentials are being questioned. Okay then.