He’s spent years trying to portray himself as some hybrid genius-adventurer-bodybuilder-outdoorsman. His folks have gone so far as to pre-rig an underseas excavation site with artifacts so he could appear to find them in record time.

So when one of these incidents backfires? When the Russian tough guy looks like a fool? And when it’s caught on video for all the world to see? Juicy. To quote Jammie, “Someone’s getting shipped of to the gulag for this.” Yes indeed. Yes indeed.