Obama Seeks Prosecution of Those Looking to Prevent Voter Fraud

I for one welcome our new Dear Leader. How dare those evil Republicans allege voter fraud as, er, states across the country have been finding fraudulent registrations. It must just be the vast right wing conspiracy looking to suppress voters. Barack Obama’s campaign attorney today asked Attorney General Michael Mukasey to add a probe into allegedly [...]

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Breaking: SCOTUS Rules For Brunner

The Supreme Court has decided that Democratic Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner does not need to notify local election boards of registration ballots with mismatched information. Over 200,000 new registrations whose information doesn’t match records will now, from what I understand, be able to simply vote without a provisional ballot. SCOTUS didn’t rule on the merits [...]

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The Secret Service Requested the Cell Tower At McCain’s Ranch

The Washington Post reported this morning that an extra cell tower had been installed at John McCain’s personal ranch in Arizona. James Grimaldi accused McCain of using his power as a senior member of the Senate Commerce Committee, which overseas the Federal Communications Commission, to get the favor. Except that it was the Secret Service that [...]

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Kansas City’s Attorney, An Obama Supporter, Files Suit to Stop Negative Ads Against Obama

She says it’s caused her “terror of the heart” worrying about Obama safety due to the negative campaigning against him. Yeah, and I’m the Toothy Fairy. It’s just the latest lame attempt to silence criticism of The One. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Don’t expect this to stop under an Obama [...]

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Ex-ACORN Worker Charged With Forgery

The Michigan Attorney General has charged an ex-ACORN employee with forgery after the convicted felon allegedly filled out and signed six voter applications without the permission of the people whose names he used. Antonio Johnson, 23, a convicted felon who is currently being held in Jackson County on a parole violation, is charged with six counts [...]

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Court: Ohio Dem Secretary of State Must Actually Follow Federal Law

Imagine that. Apparently the District Judge has this weird thing about partisan politicians looking to ignore federal laws in order to help their candidate. Strange, I know. A U.S. District Court judge in Columbus ruled Thursday that Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner must perform verification required by the Help American Vote Act. That includes matching a [...]

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